Monday, June 12, 2017

What I Love about Car Dates

Car dates.  They’re a thing.  At least for me and my husband.  You, too, can experience glorious car dates with just a few easy steps.  Here’s how: 

When you realize that bedtime is going to be a complete disaster, quickly text your babysitters and ask who’s free later that day.  Britney, babysitter extraordinaire, you’re free? Great!  We’ll see you at 5:30 then.  Babysitter arrives just in time for all the kids to fall apart.  (That part isn’t really necessary per se, but it is a possible side effect of car dates.)  You and your husband sprint to the car, carefully peeling off any toddlers who may be dangling off of you.  

Can you smell that?  I can, friends.  It smells like SWEET FREEDOM.  FREEDOM within the confines of those car doors, where no little hands can touch you.  Freedom from the bedtime grind, freedom from the witching hours.  Blessed is the silence, y’all. 

Next step, where should you go?  You’re not hungry because you snacked on the kids’ dinner.  It wasn’t even that good but you were frazzled and hungry so you somehow gobbled up a handful of nuggets, fruit, and mac n cheese.  Do either of you have any errands to run?  Not really.  Should you get some fruit from the fruit stand?  Nope, you covered that earlier in the day with a Costco trip.  Want to check out that cool new restaurant downtown? No... don't feel like looking presentable or finding parking.  

There’s only one thing left to do: sit in the car and have a car date.

We’ve done this a lot lately, and I've come to love it.  Sometimes we grab coffee and sit in the car, or, on one occasion we to went the fancy grocery store, got some nice wine, and drank it out of a tiny paper cup used for store samples. Another time, we sat in the grocery store parking lot and did all our Christmas shopping in one fell swoop while talking and staring at our phones in the dark. 

On car dates, you can talk freely and without interruption, because there’s not a single distraction.  It’s just you, your husband, and paper cups of wine or coffee.  And it’s pretty awesome.

Between kids, work, and everything else, it often feels like my husband and I are working different shifts, and car dates give us a time to really catch up, laugh, see what we have going on in the upcoming weeks, talk about anything going on with our kids, question when it will get easier with said kids, and dream about a trip to Napa.  We talk, we laugh, we just exist… together.  Existing together, without distraction or interruption, reminds me of who we were before we had half a dozen kids; it brings our relationship back to the forefront, if only for a few hours.

So the next time you see us sitting in a grocery store parking lot, just throw us a wave because, no, we’re not getting out of the car.  We’re staying in the car, on our car date.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2017

To My Preschool Mom Friends from the Park

To my preschool mom friends from the park:

I miss you.  Or rather, I really miss us, and those long, golden afternoons at the park.
I think I speak for all of us when I confess that we used to be slightly envious of those moms who had to leave the park and go pick up their kids from big kid school.  We thought, they have places to go, activities to do, and don’t have to fill their afternoons with long hours at the park

Life has a funny way of proving us wrong, don’t you think? 

Looking back now, I love how we had a standing date every afternoon to meet up at the neighborhood park, our little patch of green.  Just from looking at the park, you could tell that it was a hub of activity; forgotten blankets and shoes lay on the picnic tables, while discarded cozy coupes and scooters were scattered everywhere, left there by parents who hoped to give the toys a second life. 

Some afternoons, all of us would be there, while other days it was just two of us visiting while we pushed our kids on the swings.  One of us would bring a box of juice boxes, and another would bring a big bag of animal crackers.  It was never organized ahead of time, it was just one of those things that we knew would be helpful, so we did it. 

Our gaggle of kids would play hide-and-seek or make a train and slide down the twirly slide, and we’d all wave when they demanded LOOK MOM.  When one of our kids needed a push on the swings or some help on the monkey bars, one of us would instinctively jump in and help out.  In that way, we moved seamlessly together throughout the park, helping kids, as our conversation flowed.

And we talked about everything.  We whispered to each other: I’m pregnant, but I’m only 6 weeks so I’m not telling anyone yet.  Except, of course, each other.  We worried together about how the transition to big-kid school would be.  We vented about how the kids might never sleep (yes, I still do this).  We caught up on the latest celebrity gossip, and where everyone was headed on vacation. 

We didn’t realize it then, but we also had the luxury of not censoring our conversation from our kids, because they were still too young and busy to listen.  No one had to rush off to carpool, and no one had anywhere they had to be except right there, entertaining our kids and visiting with each other.    

We were there for each other, both physically and as a support system, in a way that I have not yet replicated since my kids have gone off to big-kid school.  We were intimately in tune with each other's struggles and victories, both the big ones and the small ones.  And so, during those years, we carried each other through the best and worst of things.  We celebrated new pregnancies and babies.  We ate cupcakes doused in sprinkles as we celebrated toddlers’ birthdays.  We also hugged each other hard when we experienced unimaginable losses, like infant loss or the death of a parent.  I appreciated that you could just look at me and you knew it wasn’t a very good day.  On those days, you always made it a point to ask, are you ok?, in a way that was so genuine and kind that I was completely disarmed.  I didn’t have to say anything except yes, thanks, and you knew that I was tired and counting down the hours until my husband came home.      

I miss how unhurried we were.  I miss how we had nowhere else to be except right there, for each other.  I miss those days.  I miss us. 

These days, we see each other on the road as we’re ferrying kids home from school or to dance and swim.  You see me in my big kid-hauling bus (literally) and you always flash a smile and a wave. Sometimes I wonder where you’re headed or how your day was.  I wonder what the latest is with your husband’s crazy home improvement project.  I wonder how that trip with your extended family went.  I wonder if you’re going to go ahead and try for one more baby.  I wonder if you’re really doing ok, or whether you’re having a hard time.

Occasionally, we visit briefly when we drop the kids off at school, but the timing has to be exactly right, and sometimes our younger kids don’t have the patience to sit in their carseats while we chat away.   And while our group texts are always fun and lively, they don’t compare to unhurried face-to-face conversations we used to have at the park.      

Before I run to carpool, I should tell you one last thing: sometimes when I’m driving my kids home, I purposely take the route that goes right by our park.  And when I do, I see them: a new crop of moms of little kids, talking and pushing their kids on the swings, or sitting on the park benches talking.  It always makes me smile and think of you.    

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Thursday, May 11, 2017

Why I Let My Kids See Me Cry

My daughters were just 6, 4, and 2 when my Dad passed away unexpectedly three years ago.  In the weeks immediately after his death, life didn’t slow down for me to grieve him; there was homework to do, sick kids to take to the doctor, dinners to fix, and baths to give.    

Yet in the quiet moments when I was driving, when no one was climbing on me or needing things, I found the time and space I needed to settle into my sadness.  And so, each morning when I drove my oldest daughter to school, I would drive while tears silently streamed down my face.  Often, my girls would see me in the rearview mirror and ask, “are you sad about Grandpa?  Do you miss Grandpa?”  I would nod or simply whisper in reply: “yes.  I am very sad.  I miss him so much.  But I will be okay.”  

In those moments, where my eyes were puffy and streaked with mascara, I think that my daughters saw me as more than their Mom.  They saw me as a person trying to navigate through waves of unbearable grief while also carrying on with the day-to-day business of living life.  They saw me for what I am: vulnerable, honest, and human.  

I know I make plenty of mistakes as a parent, but I think there’s one thing I’m doing right: teaching my kids it’s okay to grieve.  It’s okay to feel sad.  It’s okay to miss the person you’ve lost.  

We live in an age of parenting where want to fix things.  We want our children to be happy.  Yet when our kids lose a loved one, we cannot fix things for them.  We cannot make them better.  We can, however, show them how to grieve through our example.  And that is why I let them see me cry.  

My hope is that, by watching me, my kids will learn that there is no quick fix for grieving. I tell them that it is normal to feel sad and to miss the person that we've lost too soon. We talk about how it is hard, and it is sad, and that's okay.  Yet we also spend time celebrating our departed loved one by talking about what made that person special and what we loved about them.   I know, and they know, that there are no magic words that erase the sadness.  Instead, there is only time and space to allow them to grieve and remember what has been lost.  

So when we find ourselves saying goodbye to a loved one, whether it's a beloved former coach or an extended family member—I hug my kids tight and say: “it’s okay to feel sad.  I know you loved them.” And I let them see me cry.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Why I Travel with My Kids

Every time we travel with our six kids, I have this moment of panic where I ask myself: What have we done?! What WERE we thinking? Why did we come to the beach/the zoo/Grandma’s house/Disney? We’re never traveling again.
And yet, we always do.
I do it because there’s nothing like seeing my toddlers dip their toes into the ocean for the first time. At first they cry and refuse to put their feet down because the wet sand feels so different. But after a while, they plant their sturdy feet at the water’s edge and smile as they feel the sand swirling underneath their feet and back out to the ocean. Those firsts—at the beach, at the mountains, and everywhere in between—remind me of the beauty of the world as I see it again through my children’s eyes.
I do it because the sound of their laughter when playing with their cousins is infectious. We often travel to see extended family. My kids and their cousins spend hours working on elaborate plays, dance routines, and craft projects. I smile when hear them all roaring with laughter in the other room, and I’m reminded that there’s nothing better than spending time with family, especially when it means I get to catch up with my sisters while the kids entertain themselves.
I do it because I know there’s no better way to teach my kids about the world than by showing it to them. They know where the Atlantic Ocean is because they jumped into the chilly Atlantic waters while visiting relatives in New England. They know the difference between a nickel and a dime because they counted out their change to pay for their souvenir bracelets at the zoo. Their learning comes alive through hands-on experiences and adventures. Traveling also teaches them that people in different cities and countries may look, sound, or do things differently, but that diversity is part of what makes the world such a beautiful place.
I do it because it reminds me of what life was like before I had kids, when travel was easy and carefree. Traveling before kids was stress-free; I would throw some clothes in a carry-on bag and head out the door without any snacks, lovies, or sippy cups. These days, traveling with my six little ones means that I bring bucketloads of those things. However, I still see glimmers of my carefree, pre-kids traveling days when we travel, and that reminds me that I’m still the same person, even though I have lots more luggage these days.
I do it because I get to experience my favorite childhood places all over again. While walking down Main Street at Disney World with my kids, I remembered the magic I felt when my parents took me there. With each place I’ve revisited, I marvel at the fact that *I* am now the parent, and I get to see everything again with my own kids. There’s nothing quite like reliving the magic from your own childhood while also seeing your kids' joy when doing those same things for the first time.
I do it because it’s freeing to step away from the laundry, the to-do list at home, and be together. The monotony of day-to-day parenting can be exhausting. I travel to escape it, as well as the daily grind of laundry, dishes, and the endless to-do list. When I’m away with my family, I don’t feel pulled away to tend to all those mundane tasks, and, instead, I enjoy the time spent together as a family.
I do it because my kids always remember the fun we’ve had together. Somehow they tune out all the stress of traveling and they remember only the fun. When we get home, I hear them saying, remember that time we went to the beach last summer and mom let us eat ice cream for dinner? Remember that time you surprised us and told us we were going to Disney? Or, remember that time at Grandma’s house when we all dyed eggs together and had a giant Easter egg hunt? I may not always remember the details, but they do.
I do it because even though it’s hard, it’s worth it. Always.
Without fail, I have that moment on every trip where I question whether it was worth it, but by the end of the trip, I always say to myself—that was worth it. It was worth the packing, the laundry, the sleepless nights, the late-night grocery store runs, the long car rides, the unpacking, etc. And then I’ll turn to my husband and say: so, where to next?
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Thursday, February 23, 2017

Guest Post: One of the Cool Girls (by Drew Arms)

Quick note: I'm happy to share this guest post by Drew Arms.  She's a college professor and mom.  And she's always a bright spot in my day when I chat with her at school drop off!  Thank you, Drew.

“Oh, they don’t talk to me.  I’m not one of the cool girls.”  My heart sank when my nine year old made this comment about some of her classmates.  She didn’t seem too sad about it, and she soon went on to talk about how “cool” her locker chandelier was.  But I felt a little sad.  In kindergarten, “cool” only applied to things, not people.  What is it that divides kids into the “cool” and “uncool”? 

Unfortunately, my perspective is pretty one-sided.  I wasn’t one of the cool girls either.  When I was in middle school, I understood this to mean that I didn’t have the right haircut (I didn’t have bangs when everyone else did), I didn’t wear the right clothes (no Esprit or Benetton for me; “Why would I buy you a t-shirt that costs $30 because it has “Benetton” on it?” my oh-so-practical mother asked), I was overweight (which automatically banished me from the cool group), I didn’t dance, cheerlead, or play soccer.  I spent much of middle and high school feeling a lack of approval. 

So, what makes a cool girl?  Cool girls, at least in my experience, are not necessarily mean girls as the movies would have you believe (though some are) but a select group whose parents socialize with one another, who do after-school activities together, who dress similarly, who close off their circle of friends pretty quickly and tightly, and who seem to find strength and identity in being part of this group. 

One of my college students astutely pointed out that labeling someone as “not cool” is the last socially acceptable way to discriminate.  Most of my daughter’s peers understand that you’re not supposed to say you don’t like someone because they’re overweight, or poor, or of another race.  But on the playground, you can ignore, tease, and belittle someone because they’re not cool, and that’s reason enough. 

Part of the reason that my daughter isn’t thought of as cool has nothing to do with her, but with me.  Her father and I don’t move in a lot of social circles and don’t aspire to; we’re happy homebodies. Also, my daughter and I are introverts, and introverts tend not to be in the cool crowd.   Introverts, being introverts, don’t feel the need to have or even want the group dynamic.  In fact, it’s tiring, it takes too much energy. 

Still I didn’t think any of this would be a convincing or comforting response to my daughter.  I didn’t want her to understand the girls’ treatment of her as a valid judgment on her.  That she lacked anything, or was somehow unacceptable.  What to say? 

“Hey, I wasn’t cool in school, but I turned out ok.” Or “You’re cool to me.”  Or “Who cares what they think or what they do?  You be you.  Why would you want to be a cool girl anyway?”

What a dumb question.  Everyone wants to be some version of “cool.”  Being cool is important.  I get it.  If your peers think you are cool, it’s a nice boost to your self-esteem.  And in this town, like many, being thought of as cool or popular really does have material benefits: the cool people hang out together, network, and land each other jobs, positions on boards, timeshares in Florida.  “Cool” often translates as important

But –  and I’m paraphrasing Aristotle here – being cool isn’t the same as being happy.  And even the cool people want to be happy.

So I could tell my daughter the truth: being cool is completely relative.  It’s dependent on other people’s perceptions, opinions and whims, which you can’t control, under ever-changing circumstances.  It also depends on your own self-perception.  If you think you’re cool, doesn’t that make you so?  Isn’t it cool to be unashamedly whoever you are? 

The overwhelming problem with putting any kind of premium on “coolness” is that it’s so very insular.  The more you turn inward, associating only with those like you, drawing your strength and values in validating the qualities of those like you, the less practice you have in displaying empathy, thinking critically, being open-minded and open-hearted with those not like you.  There is a dangerous mindset that accompanies this group-think, and many writers have commented on the adolescent dangers of peer pressure.  But the danger extends to the excluded, for even an outsider who dubs the popular girls “snobs” to cover the hurt of exclusion risks becoming someone who discriminates and rejects.  

Early in the novel Jane Eyre, the young Jane is excluded by the wealthy Reed family because she is poor and plain.  When Aunt Reed tells her children they are not to associate with Jane, Jane in turn cries out passionately and defiantly, “They are not fit to associate with me!”  She responds to their rejection of her by rejecting them.   I remember my college professor remarking, “You see, Jane is as hard-hearted, in her own way, as the Reeds.”  And there’s real vulnerability in that attitude – not just the risk of hurt feelings and low self-esteem but the threat of giving in to anger, pride, even violence.

What’s the answer? What are we as parents supposed to do about it?  Kids will always divide themselves into groups, and there will always be a hierarchy of those groups based on some criteria, and it will shape our children’s self-esteem. 

Well, it turns out, the answer is hanging on the wall of my daughter’s bedroom.  It’s a canvas, made by another one of my college students, that reads: “Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you know is fighting some kind of battle.”  This quotation has been attributed to almost every inspirational figure from Plato to Walt Disney.  I see it now as a cure to the dangers of “cool”.   And if “cool” is defined as “admirable,” “fashionable,” “acceptable” – well, cool!  It’s acceptable to be accepting of everyone you know, and then some.  The more we can convince our children that it’s cool to be openly kind and open-hearted, by lesson and example, the better.  By this standard, I hope both my daughter and I are one of the cool girls.

Drew Arms

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Ireland or Bust

I have serious wanderlust.  Maybe it stems from being a military brat and moving every 3-4 years.  Or maybe it was the spur-of-the-moment trips I took with my family growing up, when my parents packed the six kids into the big van and took off for Disney or the Smoky Mountains.  

Whatever the origins, my wanderlust kicked into high gear in college, thanks to a summer trip to Europe.  My world was split wide open as I took in the history, culture, and food of different countries; I loved it all.  I spent a summer in London, and afterward, my friends and I backpacked through France, Italy, and Germany.  I had hardly any money, but it didn’t matter.  We figured out how to take advantage of free or cheap fun wherever we went.  We saved our pennies for giant steins of beer in Germany, fresh baguettes and cheese in France, and slices of pizza in Italy.  We washed our clothes in the hotel sinks, and tried to figure out what the toilet without water was for (it was a bidet, we later found out. Oops.) 

After college, I headed to Dublin, Ireland for grad school at Trinity College.  I quickly fell in love with the people and the country.  You never met a stranger in Ireland, and, being Irish myself, I felt a special kinship to the warm, welcoming people I met.  The days were long and lazy, and the city was my oyster.  My friends and I strolled from pub to pub, drinking Guinness and belting out David Gray songs.  Then we'd make our way to the clubs where we'd drink more Guinness and dance to George Michael and other 80s hits.  Of course, it wasn’t always easy.  I ran out of money and had to figure out how to pay my rent, I had to write lengthy papers on Irish politics, and I missed my family tremendously.

But, as I look back on that time now, I have such a sense of rosy nostalgia for those seemingly easy, carefree days when I wandered through the city without a care in the world.  My boyfriend, Seth (ha!), and I would talk on the phone whenever we could. He and my family came to visit, and we drove around the country in cars so tiny that we had to fold ourselves up like accordions to fit into them. We cruised through the countryside in our tiny cars, laughing and talking, as we dodged sheep and tractors on the winding Irish roads.   

Sometimes I forget that that was 18—18!—years ago.  A lot has happened since then. . . . My boyfriend and I got married and became adults, we had six kids, my Dad passed away, and life stresses grew along with us.  Still, the idea of international travel remained firmly rooted in my mind as the years passed.  Which is why, when I'm stressed or feeling restless, I look up flights to all kinds of places.  Could we take a family trip to Italy?  How much would that cost?  Let me just check as I lie here sandwiched between two sleeping girls.  Should we go to Boston to see my family? Maybe Seth and I can head to Napa for a long weekend?  Wouldn’t it be so great to pack some backpacks and passports, and head out the door to Europe?

Usually my travel fairytales end there, when I see the outrageous price of flights.  But one magical evening back in November, the stars aligned for us.  First off, Seth and I were BOTH AWAKE after the kids were asleep, which was a victory in and of itself.  We sat watching tv and sipping wine as I searched for flights for a spring trip.  Could we go to Dublin?  We always talked about taking the big girls when they reached the golden ages of 5-9…. Would the flights be outrageous?  What about the babies?  Could I leave the babies?

Then the flight price popped up.  $360 roundtrip.  I nearly fell off the couch; while still pricey, flights to Europe are never, ever that inexpensive.  I asked Seth to double check the dates and price, because I was convinced my eyes were playing tricks on me.  No, he said, that’s all right.  I’ve never seen flights that cheap in my life.  Neither had I.  We have to do it, he said.  Don't think about it too much or we won't book it.  Just book it and we’ll figure it out.  (Aside: this is why I love him.)  And so, at 11 p.m. one November night, we took a leap and bought tickets for us and the big girls to go to Dublin.  When we woke up the next morning, we felt a bit of--oh no what did we do--coupled with--we're really going to do it!    

As our travel dates draw nearer, I remain extremely excited and apprehensive about our trip.  I cannot wait to show the girls my old apartment, the neighborhood shop I walked to get groceries, and the coffee shops I used to study in.  I can’t wait to take them to the park I passed every day on my walk into the city to the university.  It was always teeming with kids, and now, almost 20 years later, my kids will be among those playing there.  I cannot believe it.  Then we'll go visit my friends, the Murphys, who gave me a warm welcome and soft place to land when I first arrived in Dublin on my Rotary scholarship.  I last saw them 13 years ago when they first traveled to the U.S. for my wedding. 

I know that we won't see everything, and that's precisely why I'm excited about the trip.  I have no agenda of things to see or do, and, quite honestly, I'm happy to sit on a park bench sipping coffee for most of the trip.  The pace will be relaxed and carefree.  One of the biggest highlights for me will be not having to tell the big girls—wait a minute, I have to change the baby.  Or wait a minute, let me get them to sleep first.  Or, no, not now.  I have to say, since Lucy turned 9, I am feeling the tween years looming closer and closer.  I don't want to look up in 3-4 years and feel like I've missed this precious time with her and her sisters.  I want to soak it all in.  I want to appreciate their curiosity, silliness, and joyfulness in experiencing new things without having to stop for diaper changes and naps.  

All that said, I am also so anxious about leaving my babies.  I remember the first time I left them for a few hours, it felt like someone had cut off my limbs.  It was physically painful.  I had been so consumed with caring with them, I honestly didn’t know who I was or what to do when I suddenly had some free time and free hands.  I called my mom crying that I just couldn't do it.  She reminded me that I didn't have to do it, and that the time would come when I would want to do it.  I think the time has come now that they're 2.  They're crazy, nonstop 2 year-olds like any others.  But, they're still my sweet babies and I will miss them. I’ll miss them shouting “mama look at this! Mama LOOK AT ME!”  I’ll miss seeing them toddle out together in the morning, squinting from the sun and looking disheveled from a long night's heavy sleep.  I'll miss them shouting out from their cribs at bedtime--no, no mama, I love YOU!  I love YOU!"  The only thing that makes it easier is that I’ll be with the big girls and Seth.  

I've clearly spent a lot of time mentally preparing for this trip, as evidenced from the internal dialogue above.  I have not, on the other hand, spent any time doing any physical packing or prep work for this trip.  We have only booked a hotel for the first night, but that's how I prefer to travel--without an itinerary or definite plans. It gives us the freedom to set the pace as we go and change our plans if needed.  That said, I should probably go ahead and do some packing. . . . 

Well, friends, wish us luck.  Our trip is fast approaching, and while our bags aren’t packed, we’re ready to go (I think?!).  Dublin, Murphy family, Butler's coffee shop, and pints of Guinness, we’ll be seeing you soon.  Get ready Ireland, because here we come.  

Thursday, February 2, 2017

When Your Baby Becomes a Big Sister

When each of my big girls became a big sister, I never really thought about how young they were when they were thrust into that new role.  However, as each of my girls has reached the age when her older sister became a “big” sister, it has hit me how little those big sisters really were. 

This happened just the other day when I realized that the triplets are now the same age that Emily was when we found out we’d be having three babies (did you follow that?).  That day also happened to be Emily’s 5th birthday.  I ate lunch with her at school to celebrate, and she glowed as she adjusted her birthday crown and chatted with her friend.  She was so grownup.  She was so happy.  She was finally a whole hand—5!—and she was thrilled.  After lunch, we said our goodbyes and my husband and I headed to the car. 

Suddenly, I was crying.  Hard. 

I thought about how young Emily was when we told her we were having not one, not two, but three babies.  I thought about my high-risk pregnancy, and how she patiently sat through countless doctors’ appointments with me.  How she helped the ultrasound techs squeeze the warm jelly on my giant round belly at my weekly ultrasound.  How she would sit tucked behind my legs and back, in a cozy little space she called “Mom’s pocket,” as I laid on the couch on bedrest, counting each day as I neared closer to viability.  I thought about all the times I had said, no, wait, after the babies came home from the hospital.  I thought about all the times I’d said not now, I have to change the babies.  I have to feed the babies.    

I wondered: had I asked too much of her and her sisters? Did I expect her to be bigger than she was?  Did I miss things because I was busy with the babies?  Did I miss her being a baby? 

Of course, all this looking back is just that—looking back.  I can’t recapture that time or go back and do things differently.  I did the best I could and I continue to do so.  However, reflecting on how fast my babies became big sisters does bring a few things into sharp focus for me.  First, it reminds me that my girls are resilient.  My big girls’ world was turned upside down with the arrival of their three preemie sisters, and they carried on as usual.  That taught me that they can handle whatever curveballs life throws at them and roll with it.  I think that that will serve them well in life, because, as we all know, things never really go “according to plan.”  Second, I think having younger siblings has taught my girls that love multiplies with the arrival of a new baby.  While I may not always have enough hands to hold everyone, I think they know that I love them all deeply.  I hope that they’ve learned that as your family grows, the love does too, and there’s enough room for everyone.  Third, I think that my big girls are thoughtful, empathetic people in large part because they are big sisters.  They have been forced to be patient and helpful, and that’s a good thing.       

All that said, I hope my big girls know that they don’t always have to be big.  They need me to snuggle with them, talk with them, and hold them close. Because at the end of the day, even though they’re big sisters, they will always be my babies.

Happy birthday, sweet Emily.  I love you and all your sisters.    

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Lice Truths You Need to Know

Quick note: When I asked my husband what he thought of this blog entry and whether he liked it, he replied: “it doesn’t sound as crazy as you seemed to feel while this was going on.” So, there’s that.  Happy reading.

I stared at the little bug on my phone screen.  It couldn’t be, could it?  But it was. . . .  There was no denying it: I had lice.  Or, at minimum, I had a louse. [Insert every-single-curse-word here.] 

But let’s go back to the beginning, shall we?

I had heard lice were going around, so I decided to check my girls.  They hadn’t been itching, but it seemed like a good idea.  I was thinking to myself: oh, I’ll take a quick look and all will be well.       

I started with the big girls.  There were some unusual-looking tiny flecks on one daughter’s head.  Hmnnnnnnn.  Weird.  Possibly lice? I had no idea what to do next, so I consulted with a friend who’s had the misfortune of becoming a lice expert.  She advised me to comb through my daughter’s hair with a metal nit comb and lots of conditioner, wiping the conditioner on a white towel as I went to see if I caught any nits or lice.  Easy enough and we’ll call it a day, I thought.  Except—oh sh*t.  Three little bugs sat on the white towel, drowning in conditioner.

I immediately thought of all the laundry I’d be doing.  All the beds I’d have to change.  All the beloved stuffed animals that would have to be stuffed away or thrown away.  (I was slightly thrilled about that.)  Surprisingly, it felt like it was a task that I could handle.  I was up for this challenge.  I would show these brainless little lice who was boss. 

After consulting with the school nurse, the pediatrician, and more lice expert-friends, I decided to visit a professional lice removal company.  Seth was working late, so I was on my own there with the six pack.  And let me just say, there’s a special circle of hell when you’re at the lice removal place with six small children.  Seriously. 

After careful inspection of all three biggies, the lice verdict was 3 for 3 (no bugs but nits).  Sweet Jesus, pray for me.  They did a thorough inspection of my head, too, and found no lice (or so we all thought, keep reading).

The good news was that my girls found the entire process rather—dare I say it?fun.  They pretended that they were lunch ladies as they sat with shower caps on their heads, after having the lice sucked up off their heads by a weird looking blow dryer contraption.  They danced around.  Lice be damned, they were having a great night.  (I should note here that this was their attitude about the whole ordeal.  Whenever we ran into someone we knew, they would quickly blurt out: we have lice!  No shame there.  I think they enjoyed the shocked and horrified stares by our friends in response.) 

After a restless night of sleep where I dreamed about bugs and dealt with sick toddlers, I woke up thinking: yeah, we did it! House treated, kids treated, crisis averted!  Lice aren’t so bad after all! Then I turned to the next crisis: three babies with raging ear infections who needed to get to the pediatrician.    

Just a quick blow dry and I’ll be on my way, I thought.

And then it happened. 

As I was checking email on my phone, a louse fell smack in the middle of the screen.  I stood there staring at it, feeling frozen.  I wanted to laugh at the hilarity of the louse’s aim; it was as if the louse wanted to say to me, “I’m still here!  Here’s my louse middle finger pointed straight up at you!”  I also wanted to cry but was too tired and overwhelmed.  The babies cried at my feet as I continued to stand there, staring at the louse.  “Hi my name is Chrissy, I’m 38, and I have lice for the first time in my life.  It’s so funny, right?  Not ha-ha funny but ridiculous, sad funny.” I thought to myself.   

Finally, I paused my inner dialogue and called Seth.  I calmly asked him if he could come home and help get the babies ready, and, oh by the way, I have lice and may potentially lose my mind.    

While I wanted to bathe in Nix or whatever lice treatment would rid me of lice, I ended up throwing my hair up and walking out the door to the pediatrician because it was time to go.  (I know your eyes are popping out of your head now that I went to the dr. with lice but take note: (1) lice cannot jump or fly; (2) I didn't sit down because, well, triplets; and (3) the pediatrician and I didn't share any hats or hoodies whereby I'd give her or anyone else lice.  Of course in an ideal world I would've treated myself before I went, but I had to get to the dr. and no one was available to take my three screaming toddlers for me.)  

At the doctor's office, I unloaded my lice drama to the pediatrician, who is thankfully a doctor/baby whisperer/parent counselor.  She assured lice weren’t the worse thing in the world and talked me off my lice ledge. She was so unphased that I imagine she gives that same pep talk multiple times each week, actually.  When we got home, I treated myself to a lovely prescription lice treatment.  All I could think of was that phrase “TREAT YO’SELF!,” which normally implies indulgent pampering.  Treating myself, in the case of lice, was nothing of the sort.  It simply involved coating my hair in a glue-like lotion and sitting there for ten minutes, where I pictured any lice shriveling up and dying a quick death.    

Finally, after another round of treating everyone in my house, we were lice-free.  Thankfully my sanity remained generally intact throughout the process.  To help make sure you also remain sane, I have some important LICE TRUTHS to share with you.  Let me know what you think, and feel free to send to your BFF when she calls you crying that her kids have lice.  Then read it for yourself because y’all probably have lice too.  Sorry.

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LICE TRUTH #1: Lice supposedly prefer clean hair. Go ahead and pat yourself on the back if your kids only wash it once a week.  You’re doing a great job of keeping lice away!  Sadly, the dirty hair remedy isn’t everything, though, because we only wash our hair a few times a week and we still got lice.  So while it may not be foolproof, it’s worth a shot. 

LICE TRUTH #2:  Lice bring out the crazy in you.  This is no joke.  When you see your child reach up to scratch their head or move wisps of hair off their faces, panic will rise in your chest.  You will find yourself checking their hair with a flashlight while they sleep.  You will develop OCD after days and days of checking their hair.  In fact, you will have done it so many times that your toddlers will start shouting “CHECK ME! CHECK ME!,” because they think it’s some weird, fun game. 

LICE TRUTH #3:  You won’t ever want to hug anyone ever again, because you will picture lice crawling from their head to yours.  Refer back to #2 if this seems crazy.  It is, but it’s true.  Likewise, you will never look at fabric-covered surfaces the same way again. 

LICE TRUTH #4:  At some point in your lice saga, you’ll consider burning your house down and starting over.  It will just seem easier than doing all that laundry again, rounding up the stuffed animals, vacuuming fabric headboards, etc.  Ultimately you decide that it seems like too much effort to move into a rental so you decide against burning the house down. For now, anyway.

LICE TRUTH #5: You have LOTS of friends who’ve had lice, you just don’t know it.  People don’t generally walk around shouting “I HAVE LICE!” unless you’re one of my children who seem to love sharing that info in a dramatic reveal.  As soon as you share your lice tales with friends, you will learn that so many friends have silently fought the good fight, and when you discover this, you’ll remember how crazed they looked during that time and wish they had told you.  Maybe you wouldn’t have hugged them but you could’ve thrown a bottle of wine and some dinner at their door.  Sharing is caring, y’all.  

LICE TRUTH #6:  Don’t even bother with the over the counter medicines and creams.  They aren't very effective, and they don't kill the nits, so you’ll spend days and days combing them out.  Instead, you should call the pediatrician and have them call in Sklice prescription lotion for the whole family.  The great thing about Sklice is that it kills the lice AND the nits for about 75% of people.  According to their pediatrician, those are sadly very good statistics, too.  Sklice is normally very expensive, but if you go to their website, you can find a manufacturer’s coupon that makes it only $10 for most people!  You can use a different coupon code for each tube you buy too, or at least I could.  You coat your hair in the glue-like, odorless lotion, and then rinse it out.  Done.  (Note I do not work for Sklice but maybe I should?)

LICE TRUTH #7: No one wants lice.  Not you, not the person who gave it to you, not the person that you end up giving it to.  No one says, YES!  I've been dying to share this fresh hell with you!!!  So unless someone knowingly rubs their licey head against yours or blatantly fails to treat her hair, do not harbor any ill will.  It happens.  Life happens.  Lice happen.

LICE TRUTH #8: You don't actually have to wash everything.  You can just dry it all on extra hot for a regular drying cycle.  Another helpful tip from the lice removal experts--peppermint oil is better than tea tree oil for preventative lice care.  

LICE TRUTH #9: Phantom lice will have you scratching your head for months.  At the mention of the word lice, you’ll start scratching.  You may develop a scratching tick.  Do not be alarmed.  It will go away (I mean I think it will?  Mine has not yet.)

LICE TRUTH #10: You will survive lice, even though they will make you a little crazy.  I promise—you will survive.  Just be sure to grab a bottle of wine when you go to the pharmacy to get that nit comb and Sklice prescription.  You’ll want to drink it in between checking the kids’ hair while they’re asleep and changing loads of laundry.  Best of luck.  You're a parent, you got this.